Modern-day Nostalgist Gifts

Things are changing back like the old days!

Lennon and McCartney.

"This next one's another oldie."

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

"We hardly ever intercept hard copy notes anymore, Stanley."

"I'll never forget you."

"The floors are hot lava, but the apartment does come furnished with plenty of pillows."

Neil Young

Art Garfunkel.

The Last Non E-Book In The World.

If you give a mouse a french cookie

"It's a sad state of affairs when Lever House begins to seem like a warm old friend."

I love the way barbecues take you back to nature.

"I love the popping sounds on old vinyl LPs..."

'If only Darwin could have seen this!'

"In my day I played a pretty mean cowbell."

Rapunzel as a child.

I suppose industrial pollution is the price of progress, but I still miss that old world atmosphere.

"Is that when you turn the juke box off?"

His master's voice

'I didn't know people still played footsie.'

"Horton hears The Who!"

"When I was young, music and lyrics were important! Now it's all about production...it's all jiggly butts, smoke, sexy clothes and crazy videos!"

'Did I hear right - Bob Dylan's changin' his name back?'

"Can't believe you've still got an eight-track player in this thing."

"I'm looking for a day care provider. . . besides TV."

Boys happy playing and singing in the snow and ice

'Walkman' 'Shuffle man'

His Master Voice Desert Island

"Can I call you back? I'm creating happy memories of my childhood for my father."

'Dad...why would I ever want to get out of the first grade? I love first grade!'

'I miss fighting who gets the front page of the paper first.'

'Rorschach multiple-choice test'

"Someday we'll look back on these and-times and be really envious."

'Do you by any chance have any conservatory music?'