Meeting Nostalgist Gifts

"Since he retired he misses his meetings."

Lennon and McCartney.

"This next one's another oldie."

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"We hardly ever intercept hard copy notes anymore, Stanley."

Art Garfunkel.

The Last Non E-Book In The World.

Neil Young

"I love the popping sounds on old vinyl LPs..."

"It's a sad state of affairs when Lever House begins to seem like a warm old friend."

If you give a mouse a french cookie

"In my day I played a pretty mean cowbell."

"Ooh look, the high street's evolved to survive!"

"Horton hears The Who!"

His master's voice

"When I was young, music and lyrics were important! Now it's all about production...it's all jiggly butts, smoke, sexy clothes and crazy videos!"

"Is that when you turn the juke box off?"

'Did I hear right - Bob Dylan's changin' his name back?'

"Can't believe you've still got an eight-track player in this thing."

'Walkman' 'Shuffle man'

His Master Voice Desert Island

"Can I call you back? I'm creating happy memories of my childhood for my father."

'Rorschach multiple-choice test'

'Do you by any chance have any conservatory music?'

"He're the pitch; a sequel to 'Yesterday', but instead of The Beatles, it's The Carpenters. We'll call it 'Yesterday, Once More'."

"I don't get it...there are so many cool new bands out...but it looks like you haven't bought anything in forever!"

New York, London, Paris, Munich, Everybody Talk About Pop Music

'Your problem is that you're a Johnny Carson guy in a Jay Leno world.'

Downloading.

Life before fitness trackers.

"When we were young, our parents looked upon our music with contempt... as noise!"

The Too-Much Information Age: 'Sure I've googled myself, not that it's any of your business...I mean who hasn't? But that's not what it was called when I was a kid...'

'I haven't gained much weight...I'll bet I can still fit into the pants I wore in high school...'

You're listening to K-OLD the golden oldies station. Back in a few … Oldies? You listen to oldies? Of course. Sinatra! Neil Diamond! Metallica. Vanilla Ice. The world is dead to me. Neil who?

Vinyl Records CD's. It's odd that it was revolutionary when we stopped listening to music stored on spinning media.