Book Nostalgist Gifts

The Last Non E-Book In The World.

Lennon and McCartney.

"This next one's another oldie."

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"We hardly ever intercept hard copy notes anymore, Stanley."

Remember my mum? I took that photo a week before she died. There's one of me...that was a good haircut.

The Paper Route

"I'll never forget you."

Quadruple dark hot chocolate. Whoa, everything all right? Sure, yeah, great. I'm a journalist and writer in an era in which the printed word has been totally devalued by free distribution of information on the internet. Can I pay in prose? Point taken.

Neil Young

Art Garfunkel.

The benefit of an old-fashioned newspaper.

I love the way barbecues take you back to nature.

"It's a sad state of affairs when Lever House begins to seem like a warm old friend."

"I love the popping sounds on old vinyl LPs..."

If you give a mouse a french cookie

'If only Darwin could have seen this!'

"In my day I played a pretty mean cowbell."

'You said you wanted to start reading the newspaper online.'

"Ooh look, the high street's evolved to survive!"

His master's voice

"Is that when you turn the juke box off?"

"Horton hears The Who!"

"When I was young, music and lyrics were important! Now it's all about production...it's all jiggly butts, smoke, sexy clothes and crazy videos!"

I suppose industrial pollution is the price of progress, but I still miss that old world atmosphere.

'I didn't know people still played footsie.'

"Can't believe you've still got an eight-track player in this thing."

'Did I hear right - Bob Dylan's changin' his name back?'

'Walkman' 'Shuffle man'

His Master Voice Desert Island

'I miss fighting who gets the front page of the paper first.'

'Rorschach multiple-choice test'

"I don't get it...there are so many cool new bands out...but it looks like you haven't bought anything in forever!"

"He're the pitch; a sequel to 'Yesterday', but instead of The Beatles, it's The Carpenters. We'll call it 'Yesterday, Once More'."

'Do you by any chance have any conservatory music?'