Book Nostalgist Pillows

The Last Non E-Book In The World.

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"We hardly ever intercept hard copy notes anymore, Stanley."

Remember my mum? I took that photo a week before she died. There's one of me...that was a good haircut.

The Paper Route

"I'll never forget you."

I love the way barbecues take you back to nature.

"I love the popping sounds on old vinyl LPs..."

If you give a mouse a french cookie

The benefit of an old-fashioned newspaper.

"It's a sad state of affairs when Lever House begins to seem like a warm old friend."

'If only Darwin could have seen this!'

"In my day I played a pretty mean cowbell."

"Ooh look, the high street's evolved to survive!"

His master's voice

"Is that when you turn the juke box off?"

'I didn't know people still played footsie.'

"Horton hears The Who!"

"When I was young, music and lyrics were important! Now it's all about production...it's all jiggly butts, smoke, sexy clothes and crazy videos!"

'Did I hear right - Bob Dylan's changin' his name back?'

'Walkman' 'Shuffle man'

His Master Voice Desert Island

'Rorschach multiple-choice test'

'I miss fighting who gets the front page of the paper first.'

"I don't get it...there are so many cool new bands out...but it looks like you haven't bought anything in forever!"

'Do you by any chance have any conservatory music?'

"He're the pitch; a sequel to 'Yesterday', but instead of The Beatles, it's The Carpenters. We'll call it 'Yesterday, Once More'."

Santa delivering newspapers