Yearbook Nostalgist Pillows

"Most Likely To Have A Spouse Go On Antidepressants"

"Sign my yearbook?"

Yearbook

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

The Paper Route

"Teacher! What happens if we don't turn in our homework on time?"

"The floors are hot lava, but the apartment does come furnished with plenty of pillows."

The Last Non E-Book In The World.

"Well if it isn't Mr J.R.Hartley!"

The benefit of an old-fashioned newspaper.

"It's a sad state of affairs when Lever House begins to seem like a warm old friend."

Rapunzel as a child.

Though a sentiment not shared by his classmates, Harry had come to dread the periodical 'bathroom break'.

"My parents taught me stuff until I was six, and then they outsourced me to Central Elementary."

"What are you writing?"

"I've been able to pay attention a lot more in class since the teacher separated us."

"I'm looking for a day care provider. . . besides TV."

Boys happy playing and singing in the snow and ice

"There's always one kid that spoils the class picture."

"Someday we'll look back on these and-times and be really envious."

'I miss fighting who gets the front page of the paper first.'

'Dad...why would I ever want to get out of the first grade? I love first grade!'

"I'm old school. Pass me a handwritten note."

"Sure, you don't know me now, but just wait 'til the year 2000...I'm the Millennium Bug."

'Whoa! We sure blew that prediction!'

"O.K., now, when a teacher comes out, everybody look straight up."

Santa delivering newspapers

"See Dick text. Text, Dick. Text."

'Master corrected me with a newspaper... the Sunday Edition.'

"How about a note for my yearbook?"

Admit it! You're gonna miss High School. Best 5 1/2 Years of Your Life.

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