Yellow Pages Nostalgist Pillows

Yearbook

'My daughter says I'm hopelessly outdated...'

The Paper Route

"I'll never forget you."

The Last Non E-Book In The World.

"Well if it isn't Mr J.R.Hartley!"

Paper Boy

'I won't be reading the paper online today, so you can take my computer back to my office.'

The benefit of an old-fashioned newspaper.

"It's a sad state of affairs when Lever House begins to seem like a warm old friend."

"Times were hard for old Sid....He had to get a part-time job!"

"Sure I'm impressed...but it's three weeks old."

'Rorschach multiple-choice test'

'I miss fighting who gets the front page of the paper first.'

"Did you bring a duplicate copy of your 'Times' obit with you?"

Man Readig Paper

'Whoa! We sure blew that prediction!'

Santa delivering newspapers

Dog bringing the Sunday papers.

Church in the year 2035.

New York, London, Paris, Munich, Everybody Talk About Pop Music

"See Dick text. Text, Dick. Text."

"How about a note for my yearbook?"

'Master corrected me with a newspaper... the Sunday Edition.'

'Thanks, boy. But I'm reading the paper off-line today.'

Eighties Throwback.

"I recall losing respect for the 1970s when I got a mood ring and pet rock for my birthday."

"Sorry, but nobody around here reads anymore."

'He was doing such a good job bringing in the paper, I decided to get him a paper route!'