Yellow Pages Nostalgics Pillows

"Well if it isn't Mr J.R.Hartley!"

Yearbook

'My daughter says I'm hopelessly outdated...'

The Paper Route

Fat Kid 14- Gets re-animated

"Iggy Pop? More like Iggy Grandpop."

Old Book Smell

Quadruple dark hot chocolate. Whoa, everything all right? Sure, yeah, great. I'm a journalist and writer in an era in which the printed word has been totally devalued by free distribution of information on the internet. Can I pay in prose? Point taken.

Paper Boy

'I won't be reading the paper online today, so you can take my computer back to my office.'

The benefit of an old-fashioned newspaper.

Maybe I should subscribe to the newspaper again.

"Remember the days we could drink and party all night and we thought guys in their 50's were old geezers?"

'You said you wanted to start reading the newspaper online.'

"Times were hard for old Sid....He had to get a part-time job!"

"My parents taught me stuff until I was six, and then they outsourced me to Central Elementary."

Balding eagle looking back through his yearbook.

"I've been able to pay attention a lot more in class since the teacher separated us."

"Sure I'm impressed...but it's three weeks old."

"Dr. Jenkins was too cheap to buy a state-of-the-art EHR system so he bought this at a public library auction instead."

Very old fashioned computer.

'Where's the autocorrect?'

"Did you bring a duplicate copy of your 'Times' obit with you?"

Man Readig Paper

'Whoa! We sure blew that prediction!'

A Native American making smoke signals consults index cards.

Santa delivering newspapers

Dog bringing the Sunday papers.

Church in the year 2035.

Conrad Black: 'Let us cross into Canada immediately! The Florida climate is killing my wife.'

'Master corrected me with a newspaper... the Sunday Edition.'

Did you see our favorite comic strip today. The oldy Oldersons. Lemme see! Jebediah Drake's The Oldersons by Abner Drake, Jr. Oldena, you know, I can never tell the difference between pastrami and corned beef. Don't be so rye. Hilarious! But you know what bothers me? It's only in 95% of newspapers. Some papers are replacing it with new strips. What?! Mobilize the troops! The most powerful political group in America: AARC. The American Association of Retired Cartoon Readers. Give us Oldy or give

"See Dick text. Text, Dick. Text."

North Korea High

"How about a note for my yearbook?"