Yellow Pages Nostalgics Mugs

"Well if it isn't Mr J.R.Hartley!"

Yearbook

The Paper Route

'My daughter says I'm hopelessly outdated...'

"Iggy Pop? More like Iggy Grandpop."

Fat Kid 14- Gets re-animated

Paper Boy

'I won't be reading the paper online today, so you can take my computer back to my office.'

The benefit of an old-fashioned newspaper.

"Times were hard for old Sid....He had to get a part-time job!"

"Remember the days we could drink and party all night and we thought guys in their 50's were old geezers?"

Balding eagle looking back through his yearbook.

"My parents taught me stuff until I was six, and then they outsourced me to Central Elementary."

"Dr. Jenkins was too cheap to buy a state-of-the-art EHR system so he bought this at a public library auction instead."

"I've been able to pay attention a lot more in class since the teacher separated us."

"Sure I'm impressed...but it's three weeks old."

Very old fashioned computer.

'Where's the autocorrect?'

Man Readig Paper

"Did you bring a duplicate copy of your 'Times' obit with you?"

'Whoa! We sure blew that prediction!'

A Native American making smoke signals consults index cards.

Santa delivering newspapers

Dog bringing the Sunday papers.

Church in the year 2035.

'Master corrected me with a newspaper... the Sunday Edition.'

"See Dick text. Text, Dick. Text."

"How about a note for my yearbook?"

North Korea High

'Thanks, boy. But I'm reading the paper off-line today.'