Yearbook Aficionado Mugs

Yearbook: I'm with stupid.

North Korea High

Reading my Critics

"Sign my yearbook?"

Yearbook

"I try to write a little bit every day."

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

"No—You're thinking dog years—Editor years are twice as many."

'Meet the author with her collaborators'

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..."

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

'Sorry, Marx, but your writing ability doesn't meet our needs.'

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'He wrote a whole book on how to play a slot machine. I'm anxious for his next one: How to Set an Alarm Clock.'

"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."

"There goes our early night."

Meet the author

"You'd be angry, too, if your alter ego was a successful physician."

'Publshing Books for Dummies.'

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

"We'd like to publish it, do nothing to promote it, and watch it disappear from the shelves in less than a month."

"In this one, references to everything have been deleted."

Learn yourself English.

The Grapes of Wrath finally get some professional help.

'Do you have this in a smaller size?'

Meet the author Billy Bovine.

The joy of sects.

Professor McWit, crushed by an avalanche of Philosophy 101 texts, proves again that a little knowledge is a dangerous thing.

The Last Non E-Book In The World.

Book market

Clara had come a long waw from those readings at the public library.

Richard Hughes.

"Good evening. In today's top story, my book has jumped to Number Three on the best-seller list."

"I refuse to answer on the grounds that it may tend to hurt sales of my 'tell-all' book."