Yearbook Aficionado Gifts

Yearbook: I'm with stupid.

North Korea High

Victor Hugo

Reading my Critics

"Sign my yearbook?"

Yearbook

"I try to write a little bit every day."

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..."

"No—You're thinking dog years—Editor years are twice as many."

'Meet the author with her collaborators'

'Sorry, Marx, but your writing ability doesn't meet our needs.'

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'He wrote a whole book on how to play a slot machine. I'm anxious for his next one: How to Set an Alarm Clock.'

"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."

'According to this, you owe $57.32 in late fees for the book 'Getting By on a Shoestring Budget'.'

'How about having at least one character who's alive and wearing clothes?'

'Publshing Books for Dummies.'

"There goes our early night."

Meet the author

"You'd be angry, too, if your alter ego was a successful physician."

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

"We'd like to publish it, do nothing to promote it, and watch it disappear from the shelves in less than a month."

"In this one, references to everything have been deleted."

The joy of sects.

Learn yourself English.

The Grapes of Wrath finally get some professional help.

Meet the author Billy Bovine.

'Do you have this in a smaller size?'

"Good evening. In today's top story, my book has jumped to Number Three on the best-seller list."

Richard Hughes.

Boy carrying Samuel Richardson's 'Clarissa' for his mistress

Professor McWit, crushed by an avalanche of Philosophy 101 texts, proves again that a little knowledge is a dangerous thing.

'Burke's B-list celebrities.'