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Hypnotizing Women

Edit the Author 6-7

Musty Old Book Shop Scent

"Meet The Author"

Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

Victor Hugo

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

Reading my Critics

The Dorrie Decimal System

'What do you do with the time you save?'

'It's all original research. I had no assistance when I looked it up on Wikipedia.'

High security Santa's grotto

"I try to write a little bit every day."

"It's about sex and revenge, except for a short chapter on the Continental Congress."

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..."

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

'Meet the author with her collaborators'

"No—You're thinking dog years—Editor years are twice as many."

"If I Can Make One Critic Smile..."

George doesn't really like me using the credit card.

'Sorry, Marx, but your writing ability doesn't meet our needs.'

'He wrote a whole book on how to play a slot machine. I'm anxious for his next one: How to Set an Alarm Clock.'

Catalogue of little books.

"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."

'According to this, you owe $57.32 in late fees for the book 'Getting By on a Shoestring Budget'.'

"Your appendix is fine. It's your glossary I'm worried about."

So You've Cloned Yourself

'How about having at least one character who's alive and wearing clothes?'

"You'd be angry, too, if your alter ego was a successful physician."

'Publshing Books for Dummies.'

"There goes our early night."

Books - Cartoon Collections: HumorGraphic NovelsBlasphemy.

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