Bookstore Fan Gifts

'Nobody regrets your mother's death-bed confession more than I do...'

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

The practical psychopath

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."

Monster Self-Help

A Specialty Bookstore Chain that Failed, 'Untitled Books.'

Books - Cartoon Collections: HumorGraphic NovelsBlasphemy.

'Why am I not surprised that this section is always the most disorganized?'

Book Thief in True Crime Department

Man sees book flying in the Mystery section.

Books 'n' Carrots

Books: Bartlett's Familiar Retweets

'I just read 'Moby Dick'...do you have anymore 'whale hate' literature?'

Books On Paper

Rare Books / Exceedingly Rare Books / Never Published Books

'Dealing with Stress, Cooking for Forty and Nightmare Families. Christmas reading?'

'Daddy says, 'Better drowned than duffers if not duffers won't drown'. Well, let's just hope social services don't hear about this.'

'Professor McWit, crushed by an avalanche of Philosophy 101 texts, proves again that a little knowledge is a dangerous thing.'

'I want something by Anais Nin... but not the naughty Anais Nin!'

'Iambic tetrameter? Isn't that one of those conditions that's now an official disease?'

Edit the Author 6-7

"Then the proprietor said, we'll publish and be damned, so we did and here we are."

"I'm looking for a book on how to raise kids easily, but I can't seem to find it anywhere..."

Meet the Oar-thor.

Cookery/Bestsellers/Humour/Art.

Hypnotizing Women

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'Actually, they like to read, but so little is translated into dog.'

"I'll take this Feng Shui for Cats. And spare me the eye-rolls, please."

'Self-help books for cynics'

'Got anything on happy marriages?'

"'50 Shades of Grey?' - Oh you mean the 'Guide to Modern Music...'"