Bookstore Admirer Gifts

'Book shop. Just browsing thanks.'

Victor Hugo

Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

Reading my Critics

Second hand furniture.

"I try to write a little bit every day."

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..."

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

'Meet the author with her collaborators'

'Sorry, Marx, but your writing ability doesn't meet our needs.'

Childrens Books. This pop-up book would make a great 3-D movie!

'He wrote a whole book on how to play a slot machine. I'm anxious for his next one: How to Set an Alarm Clock.'

"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."

Meet the author

Monster Self-Help

Books - Cartoon Collections: HumorGraphic NovelsBlasphemy.

"There goes our early night."

Crime in bookshop

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

"We'd like to publish it, do nothing to promote it, and watch it disappear from the shelves in less than a month."

"In this one, references to everything have been deleted."

Meet the author Billy Bovine.

Learn yourself English.

Clara had come a long waw from those readings at the public library.

Boy carrying Samuel Richardson's 'Clarissa' for his mistress

Book Thief in True Crime Department

"Good evening. In today's top story, my book has jumped to Number Three on the best-seller list."

Book market

'Burke's B-list celebrities.'

Professor McWit, crushed by an avalanche of Philosophy 101 texts, proves again that a little knowledge is a dangerous thing.

'To be honest, that's all most people read.'

3:00 pm - Meet the author

John Updike

Best sellers/Worst Sellers.