Bookcase Admirer Gifts

"This is the encyclopedia. It is for pressing flowers and flattening stuff!"

'Miss Pym, we've made a smaller loss than last year, order me a much larger desk.'

"Some fitting room. Nothing fits!"

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

'Ugh, we've got termites, destructive little pests.'

Beavers worshipping a chainsaw.

You've Got Mail

"We scarf. We bracelet. We earring. We brooch. In brief, ladies, we accessorize."

"Can you spare a few bricks ... I'm learning Karate."

Knight with paint tin on his head.

'It must cost a small fortune to dry clean that suit.'

Sun Wearing Sunglasses/Moon Wearing Night Vision Goggles

"The Armour seems okay, it must be a touch of rheumatism."

Artisanal Pottery

Butterfly Woman

'Termites!'

'I like a man in a suit.'

'It's unto thee.'

Snowman outside library.

'Ma'am, I think I already see the problem with your cuckoo clock.'

Goldfish in Armour

"Perhaps someone who lived life a bit less fully."

Dogs as bookends.

If Dorian Gray had lived in a modern condo.

A businessman sits behind a desk with a nameplate on it that reads "The Definitive Arnold Prescott".

'Book shop. Just browsing thanks.'

'Harry, what's happened to us?'

1,000 Stations vs 1,000 Books

"A woodworm? Shirley-Sue, you again forgot to check the best-before date!"

Atomic Clock

Cops overlooking an obvious revolving bookcase.

Man with big desk using expanding tongs to place paper in his out basket

Let me handle him okay?

Despite being a devoted Naturist, Holly wouldn't be seen dead at a party without her handbag and matching killer heels.

"Methinks this breastplate doth make me look fat."