Bookcase Enthusiast Gifts

Cops overlooking an obvious revolving bookcase.

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."

Caveman invents an armchair and his dog sits in it.

"Yes, but I'll know it's a recliner."

Businessman with briefcase pushes stroller with baby and its briefcase.

"Well, do you want to buy this sofa or not? You've been on it for three days!"

'It's a coffee-book table.'

'Did they deliver the new couch today?'

"Connect A2 to B3, insert D3 into E5....I hate flat packs!"

"Yup, looks like your bookcase is full. You might want to start thinking about getting a new one."

"Well I have to go, my ride is here."

The Piano Dreams Of Home

"It may not be resplendent, Your Highness, but it's totally ergonomic."

What is possible and what is probable.

Murphy's Bed meets Murphy's Law.

"Take me home now!"

'Well, it WAS a pretty coffee table until Dave spilled coffee on it!'

She's at that ackward stage in law school between a knapsack and briefcase.

'We'll take it!'

Business man with places he's visited on his suitcase and places he's worked for on his chair.

"Who let the dining-room set into the liquor cabinet again?"

"They're exactly the same, except in Hell you have to put on your own duvet cover."

'Darling...I'm afraid the sofa salesmen got the better of me.'

"Wow! You've made a lovely job of those shelves in the hallway Gary!"

Rare Books / Exceedingly Rare Books / Never Published Books

'We'll take it. Come along Rex.'

"In case I need to jot done an idea in the night."

Cookery/Bestsellers/Humour/Art.

Edit the Author 6-7

"I've only just started practicing. I'm hoping the proceeds from these first few sessions will pay for a couch."

Hypnotizing Women

'An occasional table... what is it the rest of the time?'

"Miss Frimley? Could you fetch me a bigger chair?"