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Cops overlooking an obvious revolving bookcase.

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."

Caveman invents an armchair and his dog sits in it.

"Yes, but I'll know it's a recliner."

Businessman with briefcase pushes stroller with baby and its briefcase.

"Well, do you want to buy this sofa or not? You've been on it for three days!"

"Yup, looks like your bookcase is full. You might want to start thinking about getting a new one."

"Well I have to go, my ride is here."

The Piano Dreams Of Home

'Did they deliver the new couch today?'

"Connect A2 to B3, insert D3 into E5....I hate flat packs!"

Ok, now the Swedish mouse is just showing off. IKEA maze.

'It's a coffee-book table.'

"It may not be resplendent, Your Highness, but it's totally ergonomic."

"Take me home now!"

Murphy's Bed meets Murphy's Law.

What is possible and what is probable.

'Darling...I'm afraid the sofa salesmen got the better of me.'

"They're exactly the same, except in Hell you have to put on your own duvet cover."

'We'll take it!'

I see

Business man with places he's visited on his suitcase and places he's worked for on his chair.

She's at that ackward stage in law school between a knapsack and briefcase.

"Who let the dining-room set into the liquor cabinet again?"

'Well, it WAS a pretty coffee table until Dave spilled coffee on it!'

"Wow! You've made a lovely job of those shelves in the hallway Gary!"

Rare Books / Exceedingly Rare Books / Never Published Books

'We'll take it. Come along Rex.'

Edit the Author 6-7

"In case I need to jot done an idea in the night."

Cookery/Bestsellers/Humour/Art.

"I've only just started practicing. I'm hoping the proceeds from these first few sessions will pay for a couch."

Hypnotizing Women

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