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"Every Easter I become a basket case."

Gary turns 40.

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

Businessman with briefcase pushes stroller with baby and its briefcase.

Puppy.

Sue The Bastards

"Ooh, another unsuspecting victim."

'Look at you. You're a basket case.'

'Frank, I think it's about time you bought another pair of boots.'

"Take me home now!"

'What are the chances? I mean, all 10 players simultaneously dive for a loose ball and conk heads?'

What is possible and what is probable.

"I've just got this thing about hanging baskets"

She's at that ackward stage in law school between a knapsack and briefcase.

'It never fails. The mud's always one inch higher than my boots.'

"Something about this proposed merger with Wickery Basket Company makes me nervous."

'There are some things they don't teach you in medical school. I think you've got one of those things.'

"Wait, what if we convinced the jury that, while they're wasting their time with me, the real Socrates is still at large?"

"Yes, you were found guilty of the same crime in 2004."

"You're lucky you don't get carved this time of year."

"I put all my eggs in different basket, like you said."

"I think I can get you off with a lighter sentence, but it might screw up your movie deal."

How Lawyers Evolved.

"My advice is: don't put all your eggs in one basket."

'These are great seats, Kenny'

'Yeah...I don't have a job either. And like you, I am only continuing this routine to keep my wife quiet.'

'We had a power surge, and the electronic scoreboard seems to have tapped into the CIA's computer.'

'Well, here's your answer, Schluman. How can I possible promote you to district sales manager if you can't even palm a basketball?'

Raffia Mafia - "Vinny, there's some nice baskets comin' in through Queens."

Late again.

"No cause for alarm Luv, that's my basket sales!"

"Wow, these boots really ARE water repellent!"

"4 a.m. and I'm raring to go to work."