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"Something about this proposed merger with Wickery Basket Company makes me nervous."

'Could you put that stuff in the largest basket? . . . It's for my boss.'

Puppy.

Maid

"Good game."

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

"How should we divide the teams?"

The Salmon Run

Another reason Chihuahuas hate basketball.

'He's gonna dunk on me. I just know it.'

The bovine who jumped over the news went on to a great career w/ the Bulls!

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

'And now, please stand and join us as complete amateur butchers our national anthem.'

Why moms make bad refs.

'I don't mind players entering the NBA at an early age. It's the diaper changes that I hate.'

I love Basketball.

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'Hold on, Pepe!... The score is tied with less than a minute to go - and the losing team gets boiled.'

Basketball.

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

'This is it, gentlemen. The big game. A date with dentistry.'

"The good news is I used AI to fill in my March tournament bracket and I won the whole thing. The bad news is AI has become self aware and wants the prize money."

'The owner plays in the NBA.'

'Honest, sir. I'm sorry! I take it all back.'

'Billy - no! Do not ask for his autograph. He'll lose his natural fear of fans, become a nuisance, and then he'll need to be tranquilized and relocated to Europe.'

Kobe Bryant

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

PSYCHIATRIC CLINIC, 'You know what I dread? -- March madness!'

Game In A Can.

'In this league, guys, it's all about winning. And we're like, what, 0 and 10? That's why coach got the ax.'

'... and finally, before tip-off, let's all be courteous and turn off our cell phones.'

'I just wish that meant getting ready for the prom instead of the NCAA basketball tournament.'

'Please, Dad? Can we? Can we? Pleeeease?'

'Five seconds! ...Four ...Three ...Two ...One ...SPRING!!'