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Woman Leaves Husband 'Dave, I'm sorry, but I need to be on my own. Can you wheel these to the elevator?'

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Dressed for Success!

Born In Captivity.

Career Choices

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

New Suit.

City Boy.

"I like you in that one—it gives you an aura of mindfulness."

'The Buck Stops Here.'

At the suit makers

Ants dressed as businessmen going to work.

'That's Oog -- he got a haircut and a job.'

'It was going well - until his power suit short-circuited.'

"I am dressed for the job I want."

Waiting for Pants

Changing Room Decisions

Businessman with briefcase pushes stroller with baby and its briefcase.

Whiskers realized he'd grown tired of the rat race.

Penguin suit fitting.

'He may look important, but his briefcase is full of bones.'

A tourist struggling with loads of luggage

'You must have one arm shorter than the other.'

"I'll throw in a few extra pinstripes."

"This trip, we'd like to go everywhere our luggage goes."

Small Businesses Go Under.

"With this suit, I hereby establish dominion over my male identity."

'Bark less, work more.'

"So far, my luggage has had a more exciting vacation than I have!"

"Honey! We're home!"

'HA! This time, I thought of my passport! It's right here, in my jackets' inside-pocket!'

"Sorry, sir. The baggage must match the passenger."

'Don't worry about this meeting. I got everything we need right up here.'

'Hey! is that a good fit or not?'