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'Did you ever consider a backpack?'

Killer Executive Suits.

Carefree luggage.

Dressed for Success!

New Suit.

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

"I like you in that one—it gives you an aura of mindfulness."

At the suit makers

Ants dressed as businessmen going to work.

Waiting for Pants

"You shouldn't have stopped to go to the bathroom, sir - you were late claiming your luggage, so we raffled it off."

"When I grow up, I'm going to be a suit."

Businessman with briefcase pushes stroller with baby and its briefcase.

Whiskers realized he'd grown tired of the rat race.

"Two boys from legal to see you."

A tourist struggling with loads of luggage

"I'll throw in a few extra pinstripes."

'You must have one arm shorter than the other.'

"This trip, we'd like to go everywhere our luggage goes."

"During our vacation my wife and I went to Paris while our suitcases went to Rome and Athens."

"So far, my luggage has had a more exciting vacation than I have!"

Small Businesses Go Under.

"Sorry, sir. The baggage must match the passenger."

"Honey! We're home!"

"Take me home now!"

What is possible and what is probable.

'Don't just stand there doing nothing! Sell yourself a suit!'

"That's a good look for you, J.B."

Potter is going to go far, unless I manage to stop him.

'Can you tell me who's in charge here?'

"It's bedtime, Roger. Loosen your tie."

She's at that ackward stage in law school between a knapsack and briefcase.

'It's 50 Rayon, 50 wool and 30 deposit.'