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Carefree luggage.

The fate of the emigrant

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

Hotel with sign 'Home sweet temporary home'

A tourist struggling with loads of luggage

"This trip, we'd like to go everywhere our luggage goes."

"How's my tripping you up?"

"During our vacation my wife and I went to Paris while our suitcases went to Rome and Athens."

"Sorry, sir. The baggage must match the passenger."

'Business or pleasure?'

'My husband, Bill, works at the airport - I still haven't opened my birthday presents from three years ago.'

"Miss Jones, cancel my 3:30pm"

Business man with places he's visited on his suitcase and places he's worked for on his chair.

"At these prices, what do you expect?"

"What!?"

Portfolio

'Same thing every year. We head for the wardrobe and end up stuck at the lights!'

A man and a suitcase each board a bus separately.

"Can you just fetch our red ones, dear?"

'It appears you've caught the travel bug.'

Bob landed in Hell. And to make matters worse, they lost his luggage.

Bon Voyage!

"Apparently, the birds are back from the south."

'And where do you think you've been till this time?'

"Remember to leave room for an extraordinarily heavy book you won't read."

"You didn't tell anyone that we're going to Israel did you?"

"I hate packing for trips."

'Did you ever consider a backpack?'

'Why do you carry your electronics in a fancy case, but your clothes in a paper bag?'

Excess Baggage: When the cruise line says the ship leaves at 5:30 they mean 5:30.

'Is the pilot an Ace?'

"I thought you said you checked in online."

'Oh, my god! I forgot my suitcase!'

Briefcases Polished.

'It's an open and shut case.'