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Edwards Air Force Base Baggage Hall.

James Bond in a Snow Globe

Carefree luggage.

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

Airport. Luggage. Baggage. Traveling used to be much less complicated.

'We would like an unspoiled paradise, but with lots of shops.'

'Tommy is in the other room playing with the triangle we bought him in Bermuda.'

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

"We've combine the recovery area with the gift shop... just in case your visitors want to pick up a little souvenir."

"You're getting close. This is the gift shop."

Whiskers realized he'd grown tired of the rat race.

"I'll throw in a few extra pinstripes."

"Sorry, sir. The baggage must match the passenger."

"I can't stop it, so I may as well try to cash in on the tourism boom..."

Whale Watch: 'They migrate here each winter in search of souvenirs.'

A businessman waits for an elevator; on his briefcase are two stickers reading "Up" and "Down".

"During our vacation my wife and I went to Paris while our suitcases went to Rome and Athens."

'We live in a designer trainer.'

"No, you're going to hell - but you're welcome to check out the gift shop."

Museum.

Tin Man Visits New York

They're souvenir magnets from all the places we've done battle.

Business man with places he's visited on his suitcase and places he's worked for on his chair.

'That's the last frivolous law suit I want to see any lawyer wearing in this court!'

"Sure, but Mrs. Noah did make some design changes while you were out collecting beasties."

"Last weekend I went to Orlando for the DisneyWorld re-opening."

'My friend went to Roswell and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.'

Memories of Souvenirs and Memorabilia.

"This tribe doesn't live totally off the grid. They're selling T-shirts off their website, and they have a huge social media following."

'You're just in time. But your attaché case is late again.'

"My husband always brings back mementos from our vacation trips...Yellowstone, Florida, Australia..."

"I'm a little disappointed that we didn't get any human specimens, but I think our leaders will be quite pleased with the snow globe and the commemorative spoon."

Self raising Lazarus.