Suitcase Collectors Gifts

Edwards Air Force Base Baggage Hall.

James Bond in a Snow Globe

Carefree luggage.

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

'We would like an unspoiled paradise, but with lots of shops.'

'Tommy is in the other room playing with the triangle we bought him in Bermuda.'

"We've combine the recovery area with the gift shop... just in case your visitors want to pick up a little souvenir."

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

Whiskers realized he'd grown tired of the rat race.

"You're getting close. This is the gift shop."

"I'll throw in a few extra pinstripes."

A businessman waits for an elevator; on his briefcase are two stickers reading "Up" and "Down".

"During our vacation my wife and I went to Paris while our suitcases went to Rome and Athens."

"I can't stop it, so I may as well try to cash in on the tourism boom..."

Whale Watch: 'They migrate here each winter in search of souvenirs.'

"Sorry, sir. The baggage must match the passenger."

Business man with places he's visited on his suitcase and places he's worked for on his chair.

Museum.

'We live in a designer trainer.'

Tin Man Visits New York

"No, you're going to hell - but you're welcome to check out the gift shop."

"Sure, but Mrs. Noah did make some design changes while you were out collecting beasties."

'That's the last frivolous law suit I want to see any lawyer wearing in this court!'

"My husband always brings back mementos from our vacation trips...Yellowstone, Florida, Australia..."

"I'm a little disappointed that we didn't get any human specimens, but I think our leaders will be quite pleased with the snow globe and the commemorative spoon."

Memories of Souvenirs and Memorabilia.

'You're just in time. But your attaché case is late again.'

Self raising Lazarus.

"This tribe doesn't live totally off the grid. They're selling T-shirts off their website, and they have a huge social media following."

'My friend went to Roswell and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.'