Suitcase Sticker Collector Gifts

Woman embarking on an adventure.

A man carrying his suitcase away from an aeroplane.

Astronaut's Travel Stickers

Carefree luggage.

How am I abducting?

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

'Why Sally, you look so fetching with that stick!'

Airport. Luggage. Baggage. Traveling used to be much less complicated.

Coexist. Coexhaust.

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

'You know, if you had one of those bumper stickers, I wouldn't be in doggy-therapy.'

"Your membership entitles you to 15 books,45 posters,200 leaflets and umpteen stickers!"

Pastor's Bumper Sticker: Save the Congregation

Whiskers realized he'd grown tired of the rat race.

I brake for federal bailouts.

'Do you have any of those cars with 'My Child Is An Honor Student' bumper stickers on them?'

"We need warning stickers on this side warning not to ignore all the other warning stickers on the other side."

A businessman waits for an elevator; on his briefcase are two stickers reading "Up" and "Down".

"During our vacation my wife and I went to Paris while our suitcases went to Rome and Athens."

I break for toilet paper

Parts of an automobile

'That's the last frivolous law suit I want to see any lawyer wearing in this court!'

'My husband, Bill, works at the airport - I still haven't opened my birthday presents from three years ago.'

Cat with bumper stickers.

Honk if you're holy.

Business man with places he's visited on his suitcase and places he's worked for on his chair.

'Hey! This box of 'made in America' stickers has a sticker on it that says 'made in Taiwan'.'

Dog Sticker Family

Reserved parking space occupied by large car with bumper sticker that reads 'How's my CEOing, call . . . '

'I'm sorry Rex, but since getting this new stick for Christmas, I have no further need for you.'

'You're just in time. But your attaché case is late again.'

"The applications are limitless."

'Made your point.'

"Well I thought it was obvious I would be charging a finders fee"

Honk If You Hate Frank. Well, it's back to my analyst about my so-called paranoia.