Sticker Collectors Gifts

Tracy Tracy

'C'mon get it straight.'

Coexist. Coexhaust.

How am I abducting?

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

'Why Sally, you look so fetching with that stick!'

"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

The Pencil and Sharpener

"Time for bed, guys."

Teapot

"You're fired, Withron. I got a terrific deal on a handful of ballpoints."

'You know, if you had one of those bumper stickers, I wouldn't be in doggy-therapy.'

"It says here that in your last job you did a lot of traveling."

"Your membership entitles you to 15 books,45 posters,200 leaflets and umpteen stickers!"

Honest Voting Stickers

Pastor's Bumper Sticker: Save the Congregation

'Do you have any of those cars with 'My Child Is An Honor Student' bumper stickers on them?'

Biro Diversity

I brake for federal bailouts.

"We need warning stickers on this side warning not to ignore all the other warning stickers on the other side."

I break for toilet paper

"I don't think my parents have a lot of confidence in me."

"Sure, but Mrs. Noah did make some design changes while you were out collecting beasties."

"It's PENCILvania!!!"

Chicken Road Crossing

Parts of an automobile

Honk if you're holy.

Acme Corp - In business since 1927 BG. 'The 'BG' stands for 'Before Greenspan'.'

Cat with bumper stickers.

'We live in a designer trainer.'

My dog is an honor student at the Curtis Obedience School.

'Hey! This box of 'made in America' stickers has a sticker on it that says 'made in Taiwan'.'

Practice random turn signals & senseless acts of braking.