Sticker Lover Gifts

Uniformed but Passionate

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

"I don't know whether to be mad that you had water this whole time or impressed with your commitment to the joke."

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

"It says here that in your last job you did a lot of traveling."

"Your membership entitles you to 15 books,45 posters,200 leaflets and umpteen stickers!"

"Would you like to try them out?"

First love.

Honest Voting Stickers

"We need warning stickers on this side warning not to ignore all the other warning stickers on the other side."

Dramedy: "I'm leaving you."

"Honestly, I prefer stick."

Fat Kid 2- Plays with some Blue tac (colour)

Moebot

GARDU VIN! (BEWARE!). Clown sees several pies to beware of.

"It isn't fair! Why aren't thin lips fashionable?"

'Bradley is a strict vegetarian. Do you have broccoli flavored lipstick?'

"I can't get the price sticker off this non stick pan, you sold me!"

'Hey! This box of 'made in America' stickers has a sticker on it that says 'made in Taiwan'.'

'I'm here to apply for a green job.'

'That's not funny, Fred.'

'Custard pie or not. It's still considered assault!'

Magician makes a smell

Dog Sticker Family

'Gone out, Your dinners in your face'

Modern day mirror.

'We'll return to the evening news right after this message from the Three Stooges....'

"Why do you wear green lipstick?"

"I didn't mean to trample him. How do you say 'my bad' in human?"

'So Grandma's arrived then.'

'Look! They're little green men too.'

Dang, another calling. This time, Avon.