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"It says here that in your last job you did a lot of traveling."

Man scraping the snow off his car greets neighbour who is scrapping off advertisements.

"Do you have any idea how small the print is on your bumper sticker?"

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

"Your membership entitles you to 15 books,45 posters,200 leaflets and umpteen stickers!"

"It's exhausting trying to keep him from throwing away perfectly good sticks."

Honest Voting Stickers

Office: Empowerment Drawer.

'And this is our new INTERACTIVE card - you buy the blank cardboard and write it yourself!'

"We need warning stickers on this side warning not to ignore all the other warning stickers on the other side."

"Honestly, I prefer stick."

"It has come to my attention that yous needs some protection."

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Pencils, Markers, Pens, Genetic Markers.

'You're out of '50 Great Years of Mindless Consumerism?' How about 'Celebrating America's Shopping Malls?' That one, too?'

"I find myself strangely attracted to you."

'Hey! This box of 'made in America' stickers has a sticker on it that says 'made in Taiwan'.'

'My advice; forget the elephant in the room - focus on the Quad Demy.'

Dog Sticker Family

'How about if we choose teams based on who has the coolest stamp collection.'

'You went for the highlights then?'

A lumberjack leans against a giant pencil that reads "Giant Sequoia Brand No .2".

Bassoon musical instrument.

Shakespeare had difficulty choosing the right pencil.

'Assuming moral absolutes - good dog.'

'Don't you think it's time we bought new suitcases?'

Ned and Phylis think back to the days when they didn't have much money and they were poorly drawn.

Uniformed but Passionate

Newspapers discussing how they are made from recycled paper.

"Watch yourself going up the high street. . . the election canvassers are out in force!"

Decals and stickers for your bike.

"Why is it that you're always in charge. . . ?"