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"It says here that in your last job you did a lot of traveling."

Man scraping the snow off his car greets neighbour who is scrapping off advertisements.

"Do you have any idea how small the print is on your bumper sticker?"

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

"Your membership entitles you to 15 books,45 posters,200 leaflets and umpteen stickers!"

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Office: Empowerment Drawer.

'And this is our new INTERACTIVE card - you buy the blank cardboard and write it yourself!'

"We need warning stickers on this side warning not to ignore all the other warning stickers on the other side."

Office Supplies: New and improved motivational posters, now with 25% more inspiration.

"Honestly, I prefer stick."

New Age Office Supplies Catalog.

'You're out of '50 Great Years of Mindless Consumerism?' How about 'Celebrating America's Shopping Malls?' That one, too?'

Pencils, Markers, Pens, Genetic Markers.

'Hey! This box of 'made in America' stickers has a sticker on it that says 'made in Taiwan'.'

"I find myself strangely attracted to you."

'My advice; forget the elephant in the room - focus on the Quad Demy.'

Dog Sticker Family

'How about if we choose teams based on who has the coolest stamp collection.'

'You went for the highlights then?'

A lumberjack leans against a giant pencil that reads "Giant Sequoia Brand No .2".

'Assuming moral absolutes - good dog.'

Bassoon musical instrument.

Ned and Phylis think back to the days when they didn't have much money and they were poorly drawn.

'Don't you think it's time we bought new suitcases?'

Shakespeare had difficulty choosing the right pencil.

Newspapers discussing how they are made from recycled paper.

Uniformed but Passionate

Decals and stickers for your bike.

Dueling Glue Guns: Glue unto Others as you would have them glue unto you.

"According to our records, you used a large paper clip instead of a small one. It's this type of reckless behavior that's hurting our bottom line."

"Why is it that you're always in charge. . . ?"

"Watch yourself going up the high street. . . the election canvassers are out in force!"