Collecting Stickers Gifts

Decals and stickers for your bike.

'Don't you think it's time we bought new suitcases?'

Car sticker 'My other car is two welded together'

Billy. The Kid.

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

'Why Sally, you look so fetching with that stick!'

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

Coexist. Coexhaust.

How am I abducting?

'Sir, will that be business or first class?'

"The Eggsorcist"

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

Fragile stamper.

'That's a picture of my granddad with shoulder length hair and a beard. That's why mom calls these albums hair looms.'

'You know, if you had one of those bumper stickers, I wouldn't be in doggy-therapy.'

"It says here that in your last job you did a lot of traveling."

"Your membership entitles you to 15 books,45 posters,200 leaflets and umpteen stickers!"

I love you.

Pastor's Bumper Sticker: Save the Congregation

I brake for federal bailouts.

Honest Voting Stickers

'Yes, death signifies a cosmic change of address. Alas, your husband's mail will not be forwarded.'

'Do you have any of those cars with 'My Child Is An Honor Student' bumper stickers on them?'

"We need warning stickers on this side warning not to ignore all the other warning stickers on the other side."

I break for toilet paper

Easter Bunny!

Honk if you're holy.

"I've been a postie for 20 years. . ."

Cat with bumper stickers.

"Err Stewardess? Do you have a sweet? I think my ears are about to pop."

Parts of an automobile

A bill poster pasting up a wanted poster of himself.

'I still don't understand why I couldn't use the path to get your Jane Austen stamps.'

My dog is an honor student at the Curtis Obedience School.