Sticker Lovers Gifts

Well, that's offensive.

"It says here that in your last job you did a lot of traveling."

"Your membership entitles you to 15 books,45 posters,200 leaflets and umpteen stickers!"

First love.

Honest Voting Stickers

"We need warning stickers on this side warning not to ignore all the other warning stickers on the other side."

'Are referees black with white stripes or white with black stripes?'

Fat Kid 2- Plays with some Blue tac (colour)

"It isn't fair! Why aren't thin lips fashionable?"

"I can't get the price sticker off this non stick pan, you sold me!"

'Bradley is a strict vegetarian. Do you have broccoli flavored lipstick?'

'Hey! This box of 'made in America' stickers has a sticker on it that says 'made in Taiwan'.'

Modern day mirror.

Practice random turn signals & senseless acts of braking.

"Why do you wear green lipstick?"

Dog Sticker Family

'So Grandma's arrived then.'

'Well if you can't make me look like Cameron Diaz, just re-apply my lipstick and touch-up my mascara thanks.'

'Was that your signature kiss?'

"I understand you were involved in a golf mishap this morning!"

Bassoon musical instrument.

'Don't you think it's time we bought new suitcases?'

"In case anyone walks by and sees the bottle you ordered, we offer a sticker saying your first bottle was rated 98."

Uniformed but Passionate

"It was an emergency, Officer. I had to phone my style consultant to ask which lipstick I should be wearing."

Decals and stickers for your bike.

How I feel with....liquid matte lipstick, lip gloss and chapped bare lips.

"I don't care what they say about lipstick on pigs... That shade looks great on you!"

After an argument, they always kissed and made up.

'Wax Lipped Cow'.

"Tablets? Are we talking digital or paper?"

"Watch yourself going up the high street. . . the election canvassers are out in force!"

"There! Just like new!"

Bumper Stickers: 'God is my co-pilot', 'My co-pilot has a map'

Car covered in stickers from caverns and canyons belongs to dentist.