Sticker Lovers Gifts

"It says here that in your last job you did a lot of traveling."

"Your membership entitles you to 15 books,45 posters,200 leaflets and umpteen stickers!"

First love.

Honest Voting Stickers

"We need warning stickers on this side warning not to ignore all the other warning stickers on the other side."

Fat Kid 2- Plays with some Blue tac (colour)

'Bradley is a strict vegetarian. Do you have broccoli flavored lipstick?'

"It isn't fair! Why aren't thin lips fashionable?"

"I can't get the price sticker off this non stick pan, you sold me!"

'Hey! This box of 'made in America' stickers has a sticker on it that says 'made in Taiwan'.'

Dog Sticker Family

Modern day mirror.

"Why do you wear green lipstick?"

'So Grandma's arrived then.'

'Well if you can't make me look like Cameron Diaz, just re-apply my lipstick and touch-up my mascara thanks.'

"I understand you were involved in a golf mishap this morning!"

'Don't you think it's time we bought new suitcases?'

Bassoon musical instrument.

'Was that your signature kiss?'

"In case anyone walks by and sees the bottle you ordered, we offer a sticker saying your first bottle was rated 98."

Uniformed but Passionate

After an argument, they always kissed and made up.

"Tablets? Are we talking digital or paper?"

How I feel with....liquid matte lipstick, lip gloss and chapped bare lips.

"I don't care what they say about lipstick on pigs... That shade looks great on you!"

'Wax Lipped Cow'.

"There! Just like new!"

"Watch yourself going up the high street. . . the election canvassers are out in force!"

"It was an emergency, Officer. I had to phone my style consultant to ask which lipstick I should be wearing."

Decals and stickers for your bike.

Bumper Stickers: 'God is my co-pilot', 'My co-pilot has a map'

'Mom puts lipstick on so Dad knows where to kiss.'

Car covered in stickers from caverns and canyons belongs to dentist.