Stickler For Stickers Gifts

"In case anyone walks by and sees the bottle you ordered, we offer a sticker saying your first bottle was rated 98."

Giraffe Selfie

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

"It says here that in your last job you did a lot of traveling."

"Your membership entitles you to 15 books,45 posters,200 leaflets and umpteen stickers!"

"We need warning stickers on this side warning not to ignore all the other warning stickers on the other side."

'Will you stick to the script!!!'

"I can't get the price sticker off this non stick pan, you sold me!"

'Hey! This box of 'made in America' stickers has a sticker on it that says 'made in Taiwan'.'

Dog Sticker Family

Rare footage of a leopard changing spots.

"I ordered my steak rare - and this is well done...!"

'Good boy. That's better than the others, but still too long. For playing fetch, I prefer a shorter stick, shaped like that, without bark or moss, and not quite as heavy.'

"She said it's not me; it's my semicolons."

Bassoon musical instrument.

'Don't you think it's time we bought new suitcases?'

'Doctor, I don't think the five-second rule applies to transplant organs.'

Uniformed but Passionate

Decals and stickers for your bike.

"Watch yourself going up the high street. . . the election canvassers are out in force!"

A man carrying his suitcase away from an aeroplane.

Woman embarking on an adventure.

Bunny car stick figure stickers.

"Ma'am, are you aware of how many braggy, preachy bumper stickers you've got plastered on the back of your car?"

Tracy Tracy

Car stickers on windscreen 'Ben' 'Her'

Car covered in stickers from caverns and canyons belongs to dentist.

Baby on board

'Whose darn idea were these brand stickers?'

Dear Mr. Park, enclosed please find two dozen free return-address stickers from SPCL. Ooh, free! We are the Society for the Protection of Colicky Llamas. These poor creatures need your help. If you'd like to send a donation, we'd appreciate it. But if not, please enjoy these free stickers! And don't feel guilty for being a selfish loser. These get me so conflicted.

Clown Car Window Decals

'RETIRED CEO? I expressly told them to refer to me as ‘Former Strongman.''

"When I think of the things I used to do for stickers, I feel like such an idiot."

"Your tickets are only valid between 9:37 and 09:45 on an alternate Tuesday in a month with an 'R' in it. . . and only on the less-frequent train company. . ."

Car sticker 'My other car is two welded together'