Sticker Enthusiast Gifts

Old lady's mobility scooter has six stickers on the side of pedestrian victims.

"Ma'am, are you aware of how many braggy, preachy bumper stickers you've got plastered on the back of your car?"

1943: Woody Guthrie invents putting a sticker on your guitar

Dear Mr. Park, enclosed please find two dozen free return-address stickers from SPCL. Ooh, free! We are the Society for the Protection of Colicky Llamas. These poor creatures need your help. If you'd like to send a donation, we'd appreciate it. But if not, please enjoy these free stickers! And don't feel guilty for being a selfish loser. These get me so conflicted.

Horse has sticker on rear end that says 'Honk if you want a kick in the windscreen'. Other horse says, 'Nice bumper sticker.'

'John, who are these people?'

I love whatever cliché you're comfortable with.

'Whose darn idea were these brand stickers?'

Ask me about my litter! !

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

"It says here that in your last job you did a lot of traveling."

"Your membership entitles you to 15 books,45 posters,200 leaflets and umpteen stickers!"

Honest Voting Stickers

"It's exhausting trying to keep him from throwing away perfectly good sticks."

Office: Empowerment Drawer.

"We need warning stickers on this side warning not to ignore all the other warning stickers on the other side."

Proud Parent Of A Medical School Student With Huge Debt.

"Honestly, I prefer stick."

Bumper Stickers on a Cowboy's Horse

"I can't get the price sticker off this non stick pan, you sold me!"

"I find myself strangely attracted to you."

'Hey! This box of 'made in America' stickers has a sticker on it that says 'made in Taiwan'.'

Patient after an appendix operation

'I tell you, Angela, there's no sight sadder than a desperate adhesives salesman...'

Dog Sticker Family

'Boasting bumper stickers.'

Practice random turn signals & senseless acts of braking.

Sewing Machines in Surgery

'You went for the highlights then?'

'I'm sick of it: Nothing goes with stripes...'

"Honk If You're Running For Governor!

Bassoon musical instrument.

Car's bumper sticker reads: 'My other car is a bookmobile.'

Squashed car with a bumper sticker from Jurassic Park.

Shit Happens (bumper sticker)