Sticker Enthusiast Pillows

Old lady's mobility scooter has six stickers on the side of pedestrian victims.

"Ma'am, are you aware of how many braggy, preachy bumper stickers you've got plastered on the back of your car?"

1943: Woody Guthrie invents putting a sticker on your guitar

Horse has sticker on rear end that says 'Honk if you want a kick in the windscreen'. Other horse says, 'Nice bumper sticker.'

'John, who are these people?'

I love whatever cliché you're comfortable with.

'Whose darn idea were these brand stickers?'

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

"It says here that in your last job you did a lot of traveling."

"Your membership entitles you to 15 books,45 posters,200 leaflets and umpteen stickers!"

Honest Voting Stickers

Office: Empowerment Drawer.

Proud Parent Of A Medical School Student With Huge Debt.

"We need warning stickers on this side warning not to ignore all the other warning stickers on the other side."

"Honestly, I prefer stick."

Bumper Stickers on a Cowboy's Horse

"I can't get the price sticker off this non stick pan, you sold me!"

"I find myself strangely attracted to you."

'Hey! This box of 'made in America' stickers has a sticker on it that says 'made in Taiwan'.'

Patient after an appendix operation

'Boasting bumper stickers.'

Dog Sticker Family

'You went for the highlights then?'

Sewing Machines in Surgery

'I'm sick of it: Nothing goes with stripes...'

'Assuming moral absolutes - good dog.'

Shit Happens (bumper sticker)

Name stickers on car windscreen.

Car's bumper sticker reads: 'My other car is a bookmobile.'

"In case anyone walks by and sees the bottle you ordered, we offer a sticker saying your first bottle was rated 98."

Squashed car with a bumper sticker from Jurassic Park.

Running in please pass

Bassoon musical instrument.

"Honk If You're Running For Governor!

'Don't you think it's time we bought new suitcases?'