Stick Enthusiast Gifts

'Will he know it's not the same stick he threw? The suspense is unbearable!'

"Honestly, I prefer stick."

"I don't fetch sticks, I acquire them."

'Okay...PLEASE...please fetch.'

'Assuming moral absolutes - good dog.'

"The stick maker!"

'Every time a fetch a stick you throw it away again - You're impossible to please!'

"Come on, hand it over! You know it's my stick: you just saw my master throwing it for me!"

Playing Fetch.

Comedy Cafe

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

Executive ignores wet floor warning and slides down hall

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

"Watch carefully...it hurts when I do this."

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

'Sometimes I wish we'd never told him he was adopted.'

'Popovitch, nobody laughed about you until you fell off the ladder and got trampled down by the elephants. I want you to do that every evening.'

"It says here that in your last job you did a lot of traveling."

'Look. Billy Curry did a nude!'

'Yeah, I slipped on a banana skin too...'

"It will be okay to hop when you go home but don't try to run."

Custard pie ejects from book - 'How to be a clown'

"I'm not normally a big fan of slapstick comedy, but seeing ol' Hotchkiss there..."

'Wait while I slip on something more comfortable.'

An early turning-point in old Hollywood...

"He didn't slip on even one of those peels..."

"The STEM program has many advantages: you can invent stuff, you can use great equipment...but let's talk about the great cafeteria food."

Hostile takeovers in the novelty business.

"Ready...."

"How embarrassing, I'm literally glued to the television."

'...And here's one of the artist's earliest paintings.'

'Kiss me Hardy.'

Bored with retirement, the Great One tries crime.