Walking Stick Enthusiast Gifts

'Sometimes I wish we'd never told him he was adopted.'

Playing Fetch.

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

"I really look forward to this evening's walk."

Canine conundrum.

'Look. Billy Curry did a nude!'

"It's exhausting trying to keep him from throwing away perfectly good sticks."

"Do you guys want to go for a walk?"

'Mac, I told you last week a collar and a tag aren't enough - there's a leash law in this town.'

Old Frogs' Home

"Honestly, I prefer stick."

The Thinker

"Don't kid yourself. Harold, you're no spring chicken!"

"It was a slow day - my pedometer says I only put in 1, 273, 426 steps."

"Yeah, going to the dog park is good, but I must prefer a more intimate walk with my Master..."

'...And here's one of the artist's earliest paintings.'

'And now, here's our own Ted Slimbuck to explain all those ups and downs in the stock market.'

The question is, where does want to go for a walk end and need to go for a walk begin? Existentialist dogs.

Cows on pogo-sticks creating milkshakes.

Ned and Phylis think back to the days when they didn't have much money and they were poorly drawn.

'Assuming moral absolutes - good dog.'

'I find it more effective to walk softly and carry a BIGGER stick.'

'Good boy. That's better than the others, but still too long. For playing fetch, I prefer a shorter stick, shaped like that, without bark or moss, and not quite as heavy.'

"I'm not criticizing, Frank. I just don't consider 'relationships are built on trust' an epiphany."

Pedestrian parking only.

Men talking about dog, "My dog takes his walks pretty seriously"

Honey, I'm going for a walk...

"Ha! I love slapstick comedy."

"Nice try, but I saw you put your fitness tracker on the dog this morning."

'You need more exercise Mrs Pilchard. Why don't you take my dog for his walk?'

"I shamble five miles every day."

'This is the Executive Assistants' warmup room.'

Roo felt a little cheated with his new Christmas present.

'Ease up a bit on the cue ball.'