Stick Enthusiasts Gifts

"Hey, Buddy - fetch the stick!"

"Look, here's one that comes with batteries."

Playing Fetch.

Comedy Cafe

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

Executive ignores wet floor warning and slides down hall

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

'Sometimes I wish we'd never told him he was adopted.'

'Popovitch, nobody laughed about you until you fell off the ladder and got trampled down by the elephants. I want you to do that every evening.'

Clown's Cuckoo Clock.

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

"Watch carefully...it hurts when I do this."

"It says here that in your last job you did a lot of traveling."

'Look. Billy Curry did a nude!'

Canine conundrum.

Pie Charts, Inc.

"It will be okay to hop when you go home but don't try to run."

'Yeah, I slipped on a banana skin too...'

"It's exhausting trying to keep him from throwing away perfectly good sticks."

Custard pie ejects from book - 'How to be a clown'

He hurt himself taking out the Christmas tree? But it's February! That's not all, he tripped over the jack-o-lantern!

"Honestly, I prefer stick."

'Wait while I slip on something more comfortable.'

"I'm not normally a big fan of slapstick comedy, but seeing ol' Hotchkiss there..."

An early turning-point in old Hollywood...

"Ready...."

The Awful Lawfuls Chapter 8

Hostile takeovers in the novelty business.

"How embarrassing, I'm literally glued to the television."

"He didn't slip on even one of those peels..."

'...And here's one of the artist's earliest paintings.'

'Kiss me Hardy.'

Bored with retirement, the Great One tries crime.