Big Stick Enthusiast Gifts

'I find it more effective to walk softly and carry a BIGGER stick.'

Playing Fetch.

Comedy Cafe

Executive ignores wet floor warning and slides down hall

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

Clown's Cuckoo Clock.

"Watch carefully...it hurts when I do this."

'Sometimes I wish we'd never told him he was adopted.'

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

'Look. Billy Curry did a nude!'

Pie Charts, Inc.

Canine conundrum.

"It's exhausting trying to keep him from throwing away perfectly good sticks."

"It will be okay to hop when you go home but don't try to run."

'Yeah, I slipped on a banana skin too...'

"I'm not normally a big fan of slapstick comedy, but seeing ol' Hotchkiss there..."

He hurt himself taking out the Christmas tree? But it's February! That's not all, he tripped over the jack-o-lantern!

'Wait while I slip on something more comfortable.'

"Honestly, I prefer stick."

Old Frogs' Home

An early turning-point in old Hollywood...

'He's a control freak but the treats are good.'

'Sunglasses? Silly hats? Face cards?'

The Awful Lawfuls Chapter 8

Hostile takeovers in the novelty business.

Tee-Hee-Bay - XXXL shoes.

Man throwing stick for dog

"He didn't slip on even one of those peels..."

"How embarrassing, I'm literally glued to the television."

"Don't kid yourself. Harold, you're no spring chicken!"

'...And here's one of the artist's earliest paintings.'

'And now, here's our own Ted Slimbuck to explain all those ups and downs in the stock market.'

Bored with retirement, the Great One tries crime.