Big Stick Collector Gifts

Dog with enormous stick.

'Why Sally, you look so fetching with that stick!'

'Remember the...um...the...uh...oh, yeah...remember the Alamo!'

Jason and the Aga notes,

Teapot

Canine conundrum.

"The universe must love dogs - otherwise, why would sticks just fall from the sky?"

"Your membership entitles you to 15 books,45 posters,200 leaflets and umpteen stickers!"

"It's exhausting trying to keep him from throwing away perfectly good sticks."

God's Sticky Notes

"We need warning stickers on this side warning not to ignore all the other warning stickers on the other side."

"Honestly, I prefer stick."

",,,and what's more Pearson, it hasn�t gone unnoticed that you're not meeting deadlines"

'Hey! This box of 'made in America' stickers has a sticker on it that says 'made in Taiwan'.'

'I'm sorry I ever told them it's a game of inches.'

Dog Sticker Family

'Oh my, have you seen the size of the new tamer's head? I can't fit that in my mouth...'

'I'm sorry Rex, but since getting this new stick for Christmas, I have no further need for you.'

Absolutely not! There's still a huge pile of sawdust on your plate and you haven't even touched your twigs yet... Until you do, there'll be no popsicle sticks for you, Lionel.

"The applications are limitless."

'Made your point.'

Bassoon musical instrument.

'Don't you think it's time we bought new suitcases?'

Match Point

"Well I thought it was obvious I would be charging a finders fee"

'Assuming moral absolutes - good dog.'

'I find it more effective to walk softly and carry a BIGGER stick.'

The Carrot and Stick.

'My, my, don't we look fetching.'

Decals and stickers for your bike.

He keeps throwing it away and I keep trying to recycle it.

"It looks like the champ has finally me his match!!"

'He's always trying to get rid of that stick. I bring it back just to torture him.'

Witches

'I keep everything on a memory stick these days.'