Pogo Stick Collector Gifts

'There goes another damned pogo stick!'

'Everybody has to change to compete.'

'Why Sally, you look so fetching with that stick!'

"Don't kid yourself. Harold, you're no spring chicken!"

"That's many giant leaps for man."

'And now, here's our own Ted Slimbuck to explain all those ups and downs in the stock market.'

Absolutely not! There's still a huge pile of sawdust on your plate and you haven't even touched your twigs yet... Until you do, there'll be no popsicle sticks for you, Lionel.

'I'm sorry Rex, but since getting this new stick for Christmas, I have no further need for you.'

"The applications are limitless."

Cows on pogo-sticks creating milkshakes.

'Made your point.'

"Well I thought it was obvious I would be charging a finders fee"

"Watch out, Leo is adjusting to the change in the natural order!"

The Carrot and Stick.

'My, my, don't we look fetching.'

In front of a jumping silhouette of a deer crossing a road, a deer jumps across a road on a pogo stick.

Data Stick Dreads

'I keep everything on a memory stick these days.'

'Is it true you have the best milkshakes in town?' (Cow on a pogo stick).

'He's always trying to get rid of that stick. I bring it back just to torture him.'

Roo felt a little cheated with his new Christmas present.

'This is the Executive Assistants' warmup room.'

Failed business ventures.

"Some manage with a carrot, and others, with a stick. I find success with both."

"I don't recognize the first two fellers, but I'm pretty sure the one on the right is the Hop-A-Long Kid."

Dog with enormous stick.

'Well, it's inventory time again -- You do the rocks and I'll do the sticks.'

"Congratulations on your 1000th stick!"

Pogo-stick and the Gardener.

"Floatie Suck why you teath me?"

Stop/Hop

Aunty Mavis spent her life hopping from one job to another.

...and finally, there will be no more pogoing in the farmhouse!