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'There goes another damned pogo stick!'

'Everybody has to change to compete.'

'Why Sally, you look so fetching with that stick!'

Old Frogs' Home

"That's many giant leaps for man."

"Don't kid yourself. Harold, you're no spring chicken!"

'And now, here's our own Ted Slimbuck to explain all those ups and downs in the stock market.'

Absolutely not! There's still a huge pile of sawdust on your plate and you haven't even touched your twigs yet... Until you do, there'll be no popsicle sticks for you, Lionel.

'I'm sorry Rex, but since getting this new stick for Christmas, I have no further need for you.'

"The applications are limitless."

Cows on pogo-sticks creating milkshakes.

'Made your point.'

"Well I thought it was obvious I would be charging a finders fee"

"Watch out, Leo is adjusting to the change in the natural order!"

The Carrot and Stick.

He keeps throwing it away and I keep trying to recycle it.

'He's always trying to get rid of that stick. I bring it back just to torture him.'

Data Stick Dreads

In front of a jumping silhouette of a deer crossing a road, a deer jumps across a road on a pogo stick.

'I keep everything on a memory stick these days.'

'My, my, don't we look fetching.'

'Is it true you have the best milkshakes in town?' (Cow on a pogo stick).

'This is the Executive Assistants' warmup room.'

Roo felt a little cheated with his new Christmas present.

Failed business ventures.

"I don't recognize the first two fellers, but I'm pretty sure the one on the right is the Hop-A-Long Kid."

"Some manage with a carrot, and others, with a stick. I find success with both."

Dog with enormous stick.

'Well, it's inventory time again -- You do the rocks and I'll do the sticks.'

Aunty Mavis spent her life hopping from one job to another.

"Floatie Suck why you teath me?"

...and finally, there will be no more pogoing in the farmhouse!

Pogo-stick and the Gardener.

'You're the laziest kangaroo I know!'

"The applications are limitless."