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Pogo-stick and the Gardener.

'Everybody has to change to compete.'

COWS: Cow Pong

"It's exhausting trying to keep him from throwing away perfectly good sticks."

"Honestly, I prefer stick."

Old Frogs' Home

"Don't kid yourself. Harold, you're no spring chicken!"

"That's many giant leaps for man."

'And now, here's our own Ted Slimbuck to explain all those ups and downs in the stock market.'

Teflon - a history

Cows on pogo-sticks creating milkshakes.

"Watch out, Leo is adjusting to the change in the natural order!"

'Assuming moral absolutes - good dog.'

'Is it true you have the best milkshakes in town?' (Cow on a pogo stick).

In front of a jumping silhouette of a deer crossing a road, a deer jumps across a road on a pogo stick.

'Bless him. Dad loves his old black and white video games.'

Roo felt a little cheated with his new Christmas present.

'This is the Executive Assistants' warmup room.'

Failed business ventures.

"I don't recognize the first two fellers, but I'm pretty sure the one on the right is the Hop-A-Long Kid."

"Is it the slime?"

...and finally, there will be no more pogoing in the farmhouse!

Stop/Hop

Aunty Mavis spent her life hopping from one job to another.

'You're the laziest kangaroo I know!'

"Look, here's one that comes with batteries."

'There's not enough horses for all the new recruits so some of you will be using pogo sticks.'

'I told her she was no spring chicken.'

I don't mind you selling the car to be green but could we use the bus next time?

'You're breaking up.'

'So, do you want me to give that pogo stick to the charity shop. Or, do you want another go at it when you get out of here?'

"Well, you certainly managed to spoil that party for just about everybody!"

"I don't recognize the first two fellers, but I'm pretty sure the one on the right is the Hop-A-Long Kid."

"The stick maker!"

"I don't fetch sticks, I acquire them."