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'You're the laziest kangaroo I know!'

'Everybody has to change to compete.'

"I was going to play the Moonlight Sonata, but I forgot the key."

"I just need help getting the pit out."

Old Frogs' Home

The company lawyer's self-image vs the boss's self-image.

"Don't kid yourself. Harold, you're no spring chicken!"

"That's many giant leaps for man."

'In the middle of the second movement, Rodney's worst fears were realized; Phillippe began to sing along.'

'And now, here's our own Ted Slimbuck to explain all those ups and downs in the stock market.'

"Let's see him get out of this sonata."

"I think that I shall never see a tree on which I wouldn't pee."

A smart alec boy

Cows on pogo-sticks creating milkshakes.

Fry's Family: Uncle Frank always preferred his eggs hard-boiled.

"Watch out, Leo is adjusting to the change in the natural order!"

Melody Cockroach.

Pianist Fraud

"Hey! Let's give them a thrill and pretend we're getting brunch!"

Ping Pong Handshake.

'Is it true you have the best milkshakes in town?' (Cow on a pogo stick).

In front of a jumping silhouette of a deer crossing a road, a deer jumps across a road on a pogo stick.

'This is the Executive Assistants' warmup room.'

Roo felt a little cheated with his new Christmas present.

Failed business ventures.

Boy and horse rider

"If you have a better idea for making a talking piano I'm all ears."

"I don't recognize the first two fellers, but I'm pretty sure the one on the right is the Hop-A-Long Kid."

'Shut up.'

Money needed for music lessons.

'...And that's why, in table tennis. We don't jump the net.'

Aunty Mavis spent her life hopping from one job to another.

Stop/Hop

...and finally, there will be no more pogoing in the farmhouse!

Pogo-stick and the Gardener.