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'Everybody has to change to compete.'

Haute Chinese

"It's exhausting trying to keep him from throwing away perfectly good sticks."

Old Frogs' Home

"Honestly, I prefer stick."

The sword in the all-natural impossible-to-stir peanut butter.

"Don't kid yourself. Harold, you're no spring chicken!"

"That's many giant leaps for man."

'And now, here's our own Ted Slimbuck to explain all those ups and downs in the stock market.'

Cows on pogo-sticks creating milkshakes.

"I feel like I play better on clay."

"Watch out, Leo is adjusting to the change in the natural order!"

'Assuming moral absolutes - good dog.'

You dropped something.

'Is it true you have the best milkshakes in town?' (Cow on a pogo stick).

In front of a jumping silhouette of a deer crossing a road, a deer jumps across a road on a pogo stick.

Roo felt a little cheated with his new Christmas present.

'This is the Executive Assistants' warmup room.'

Failed business ventures.

"I glued myself to a snooker ball."

"I don't recognize the first two fellers, but I'm pretty sure the one on the right is the Hop-A-Long Kid."

"Hide all the chopsticks."

...and finally, there will be no more pogoing in the farmhouse!

Pogo-stick and the Gardener.

Aunty Mavis spent her life hopping from one job to another.

'You're the laziest kangaroo I know!'

"Look, here's one that comes with batteries."

Stop/Hop

'I told her she was no spring chicken.'

'There's not enough horses for all the new recruits so some of you will be using pogo sticks.'

'Granted, it's not a traditional sport, but I was hoping a party school might offer athletic scholarships for beer pong.'

I don't mind you selling the car to be green but could we use the bus next time?

"Touchdown!"

'You're breaking up.'

Prisoner escaping on pogo stick.