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'And now, here's our own Ted Slimbuck to explain all those ups and downs in the stock market.'

Roo felt a little cheated with his new Christmas present.

Cows on pogo-sticks creating milkshakes.

'This is the Executive Assistants' warmup room.'

'You're the laziest kangaroo I know!'

I don't mind you selling the car to be green but could we use the bus next time?

'So, do you want me to give that pogo stick to the charity shop. Or, do you want another go at it when you get out of here?'

...and finally, there will be no more pogoing in the farmhouse!

Frustrated by a pogo stick

Aunty Mavis spent her life hopping from one job to another.

Man uses a pogo stick to 'Shake well before use'.

'You're breaking up.'

"Don't kid yourself. Harold, you're no spring chicken!"

'Everybody has to change to compete.'

'Sometimes I wish we'd never told him he was adopted.'

COWS: Cow Pong

"Honestly, I prefer stick."

"That's many giant leaps for man."

'Assuming moral absolutes - good dog.'

"Watch out, Leo is adjusting to the change in the natural order!"

'I find it more effective to walk softly and carry a BIGGER stick.'

'Is it true you have the best milkshakes in town?' (Cow on a pogo stick).

'Bless him. Dad loves his old black and white video games.'

In front of a jumping silhouette of a deer crossing a road, a deer jumps across a road on a pogo stick.

"No one else, huh! So who the hell is sending you a pigeon at four in the morning?!"

Failed business ventures.

"I don't recognize the first two fellers, but I'm pretty sure the one on the right is the Hop-A-Long Kid."

"Is it the slime?"

'Don't chase it - You don't know where it's been.'

Pogo-stick and the Gardener.

"Look, here's one that comes with batteries."

Stop/Hop

'You're the laziest kangaroo I know!'

'There's not enough horses for all the new recruits so some of you will be using pogo sticks.'

'The office is really hopping today.'