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Prisoner escaping on pogo stick.

'Everybody has to change to compete.'

Camping-Pong

COWS: Cow Pong

"It's exhausting trying to keep him from throwing away perfectly good sticks."

"Honestly, I prefer stick."

Old Frogs' Home

"Don't kid yourself. Harold, you're no spring chicken!"

"That's many giant leaps for man."

'And now, here's our own Ted Slimbuck to explain all those ups and downs in the stock market.'

Cows on pogo-sticks creating milkshakes.

"Watch out, Leo is adjusting to the change in the natural order!"

'Assuming moral absolutes - good dog.'

Ping Pong

'Bless him. Dad loves his old black and white video games.'

In front of a jumping silhouette of a deer crossing a road, a deer jumps across a road on a pogo stick.

'Is it true you have the best milkshakes in town?' (Cow on a pogo stick).

Roo felt a little cheated with his new Christmas present.

'This is the Executive Assistants' warmup room.'

Failed business ventures.

'These Amazonian rainforest tribes...the must have a ping pong table in one of these mud huts.'

"I don't recognize the first two fellers, but I'm pretty sure the one on the right is the Hop-A-Long Kid."

...and finally, there will be no more pogoing in the farmhouse!

'You're the laziest kangaroo I know!'

Stop/Hop

"Look, here's one that comes with batteries."

Pogo-stick and the Gardener.

'Don't chase it - You don't know where it's been.'

Aunty Mavis spent her life hopping from one job to another.

'There's not enough horses for all the new recruits so some of you will be using pogo sticks.'

'I told her she was no spring chicken.'

I don't mind you selling the car to be green but could we use the bus next time?

"I don't recognize the first two fellers, but I'm pretty sure the one on the right is the Hop-A-Long Kid."

"Vinnie, it's time we send our 'friend' a little message."

'So, do you want me to give that pogo stick to the charity shop. Or, do you want another go at it when you get out of here?'