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'Which way to the clogged toilet, Mrs. Odette?'

'Everybody has to change to compete.'

COWS: Cow Pong

"It's exhausting trying to keep him from throwing away perfectly good sticks."

Old Frogs' Home

"Honestly, I prefer stick."

"Don't kid yourself. Harold, you're no spring chicken!"

"That's many giant leaps for man."

'And now, here's our own Ted Slimbuck to explain all those ups and downs in the stock market.'

Safety meeting.

Cows on pogo-sticks creating milkshakes.

"You hit the ball- that's ping. Your opponent hits the ball- that's pong!"

"Explain to me again why they pay him the big bucks."

Boy playing ping pong has paddleball

"Watch out, Leo is adjusting to the change in the natural order!"

'Assuming moral absolutes - good dog.'

Ping Pong Handshake.

In front of a jumping silhouette of a deer crossing a road, a deer jumps across a road on a pogo stick.

No caption (A ball boy crouches by the net on a ping pong table as a game is being played).

'Bless him. Dad loves his old black and white video games.'

'Is it true you have the best milkshakes in town?' (Cow on a pogo stick).

'This is the Executive Assistants' warmup room.'

Roo felt a little cheated with his new Christmas present.

'If you remember, the last thing I said before the ship went down was, 'don't forget to bring the ball'.'

Failed business ventures.

Ping Kong

"Sorry, your meeting's been pushed back...Mr. Smith's only 2,000 from a world record!"

A fuzzy monster plays ping pong with himself

'Now keep your mouth shut...this is our last ball.'

I'm really proud of him, he's just got his first 'dogbo'...

"I don't recognize the first two fellers, but I'm pretty sure the one on the right is the Hop-A-Long Kid."

'Joey, I know how fast you are, but this guy's a special problem.'

'Quick! Give me the paddles!'

'You're the laziest kangaroo I know!'

Stop/Hop