Pogo Stick Aficionado Gifts

'Everybody has to change to compete.'

COWS: Cow Pong

"Honestly, I prefer stick."

"Don't kid yourself. Harold, you're no spring chicken!"

"That's many giant leaps for man."

'And now, here's our own Ted Slimbuck to explain all those ups and downs in the stock market.'

Safety meeting.

Cows on pogo-sticks creating milkshakes.

"You hit the ball- that's ping. Your opponent hits the ball- that's pong!"

"Explain to me again why they pay him the big bucks."

'Assuming moral absolutes - good dog.'

Boy playing ping pong has paddleball

"Watch out, Leo is adjusting to the change in the natural order!"

Ping Pong Handshake.

'Bless him. Dad loves his old black and white video games.'

'Is it true you have the best milkshakes in town?' (Cow on a pogo stick).

In front of a jumping silhouette of a deer crossing a road, a deer jumps across a road on a pogo stick.

'This is the Executive Assistants' warmup room.'

Roo felt a little cheated with his new Christmas present.

'If you remember, the last thing I said before the ship went down was, 'don't forget to bring the ball'.'

Failed business ventures.

Ping Kong

I'm really proud of him, he's just got his first 'dogbo'...

'Now keep your mouth shut...this is our last ball.'

"I don't recognize the first two fellers, but I'm pretty sure the one on the right is the Hop-A-Long Kid."

A fuzzy monster plays ping pong with himself

"Sorry, your meeting's been pushed back...Mr. Smith's only 2,000 from a world record!"

'Joey, I know how fast you are, but this guy's a special problem.'

'Ted and Sal Kipley - fun and games since 1952.'

'You're the laziest kangaroo I know!'

Pogo-stick and the Gardener.

Stop/Hop