Pogo Stick Admirer Gifts

'Is it true you have the best milkshakes in town?' (Cow on a pogo stick).

'Everybody has to change to compete.'

'I like scientists: They are genuinely interested in every mundane thing we do and keep detailed records...'

'I know that our nesting area is somewhere around here?'

Teddy and friends.

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

"Did you know that the average mainstream news portal devotes more space to the oscar in a day than to climate change coverage in the entire year?"

"I try not to be judgemental but I see everything in black and white."

Emperor penguins attempting to fly.

'I think I'll go somewhere warm this year.'

"Don't kid yourself. Harold, you're no spring chicken!"

"That's many giant leaps for man."

"When did you first become interested in e-publishing?"

"Unplug and chill out."

Penguin identity parade

Alaskan Cryogenic Society.

'I don't know who's cranking up the air conditioning out here, but knock it off!'

'And now, here's our own Ted Slimbuck to explain all those ups and downs in the stock market.'

'There may be the odd penguin out here but who's ever been frightened by a penguin ?'

"I didn't realise it was a formal do."

It says, you're going to meet a nice Pisces for a romantic dinner.

'Legend has it, he was known as the pigeon whisperer.'

Bird Messaging

There goes the neighborhood

Noah's fridge

"It turns out I was having an affair and I didn't even know it."

"First of all, this is a very casual workplace."

"I'd say my biggest influence is probably Pollock."

Cows on pogo-sticks creating milkshakes.

'06 Graduation (The March of the Penguins).

'Psssst! I think you have your outfit on backwards.'

PPPPick pocketing a penguin