Pogo Stick Adventurer Gifts

Failed business ventures.

'Everybody has to change to compete.'

'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

"Don't kid yourself. Harold, you're no spring chicken!"

"That's many giant leaps for man."

'And now, here's our own Ted Slimbuck to explain all those ups and downs in the stock market.'

Baptism - "Actually he's quite looking forward to it."

Arcarde Patrol

"Wanna come over and watch the big game?....I was actually talking about the new 'Pac-Man vs. Superman' X-box game."

Cows on pogo-sticks creating milkshakes.

Crane arm is lowering to pick up man in the telephone box next to arcade game.

Claw Machine Head

"Watch out, Leo is adjusting to the change in the natural order!"

"I'm beginning to really dislike Casual Fridays."

'Is it true you have the best milkshakes in town?' (Cow on a pogo stick).

In front of a jumping silhouette of a deer crossing a road, a deer jumps across a road on a pogo stick.

Alien Arcade

Roo felt a little cheated with his new Christmas present.

'This is the Executive Assistants' warmup room.'

'The games console has saved us a fortune in holidays. We told him we were seeing the pyramids but we were actually in Skegness. He didn't notice.'

"Whac a mole" "Catch a fish"

Speeding in a video game

"I don't recognize the first two fellers, but I'm pretty sure the one on the right is the Hop-A-Long Kid."

Desert Island Game

"Why are these machines so uncomfortably close together"

'You do a good job here and maybe the Don will promote you.'

Finally, a fanny-pack he could be proud of.

Claw machine game