Pogo Stick Enthusiasts Gifts

Pogo-stick and the Gardener.

'Everybody has to change to compete.'

COWS: Cow Pong

"Honestly, I prefer stick."

"Don't kid yourself. Harold, you're no spring chicken!"

"That's many giant leaps for man."

'And now, here's our own Ted Slimbuck to explain all those ups and downs in the stock market.'

Teflon - a history

Cows on pogo-sticks creating milkshakes.

'Assuming moral absolutes - good dog.'

"Watch out, Leo is adjusting to the change in the natural order!"

In front of a jumping silhouette of a deer crossing a road, a deer jumps across a road on a pogo stick.

'Is it true you have the best milkshakes in town?' (Cow on a pogo stick).

'Bless him. Dad loves his old black and white video games.'

'This is the Executive Assistants' warmup room.'

Roo felt a little cheated with his new Christmas present.

Failed business ventures.

"I don't recognize the first two fellers, but I'm pretty sure the one on the right is the Hop-A-Long Kid."

"Is it the slime?"

'You're the laziest kangaroo I know!'

Stop/Hop

Aunty Mavis spent her life hopping from one job to another.

...and finally, there will be no more pogoing in the farmhouse!

"Look, here's one that comes with batteries."

'There's not enough horses for all the new recruits so some of you will be using pogo sticks.'

I don't mind you selling the car to be green but could we use the bus next time?

'You're breaking up.'

'So, do you want me to give that pogo stick to the charity shop. Or, do you want another go at it when you get out of here?'

"Well, you certainly managed to spoil that party for just about everybody!"

'The office is really hopping today.'

"I don't recognize the first two fellers, but I'm pretty sure the one on the right is the Hop-A-Long Kid."

"The stick maker!"

"I don't fetch sticks, I acquire them."