Pogo Enthusiast Gifts

'The office is really hopping today.'

'Everybody has to change to compete.'

COWS: Cow Pong

Polo player on an inflatable horse.

Old Frogs' Home

"Don't kid yourself. Harold, you're no spring chicken!"

"That's many giant leaps for man."

'And now, here's our own Ted Slimbuck to explain all those ups and downs in the stock market.'

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up... Can I have your autograph please?'

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up...Can I have your autograph please?'

Safety meeting.

Cows on pogo-sticks creating milkshakes.

"You hit the ball- that's ping. Your opponent hits the ball- that's pong!"

"Explain to me again why they pay him the big bucks."

"Watch out, Leo is adjusting to the change in the natural order!"

Boy playing ping pong has paddleball

"It's a polo pony"

'Bless him. Dad loves his old black and white video games.'

No caption (A ball boy crouches by the net on a ping pong table as a game is being played).

Ping Pong Handshake.

In front of a jumping silhouette of a deer crossing a road, a deer jumps across a road on a pogo stick.

'Is it true you have the best milkshakes in town?' (Cow on a pogo stick).

'This is the Executive Assistants' warmup room.'

Roo felt a little cheated with his new Christmas present.

Failed business ventures.

'If you remember, the last thing I said before the ship went down was, 'don't forget to bring the ball'.'

A fuzzy monster plays ping pong with himself

"Sorry, your meeting's been pushed back...Mr. Smith's only 2,000 from a world record!"

Ping Kong

'Now keep your mouth shut...this is our last ball.'

"I don't recognize the first two fellers, but I'm pretty sure the one on the right is the Hop-A-Long Kid."

"Is it the slime?"

POOP-ANGEL!

Horse polo player followed by player with long pooper scooper.

'Joey, I know how fast you are, but this guy's a special problem.'